"Allergy Blues" (Sung to the tune of "Summertime" from "Porgy & Bess")
Texas spring, and the livin' is sneezy;
Trees are buddin' and the pollen is high.
My eyes itch, and my sinuses quiver.
So, hush, all you sneezes; just let me die.
This chorus of "Allergy Blues" is dedicated to all the hay fever and allergy sufferers in the TPC readership. Today in big D the sky is gray with clouds and the smog is heavy with pollen, God help us!